This is the website of wordy comedian and/or mildly amusing poet, James Bran.

If you want to see where I'll be doing a show (Mum) then check out out the list of upcoming gigs.

If you want to hurl abuse (Dad) then go to the contact me page.

If you struggle to get out of the house and want to see a video of me performing (Nan) then use the video page.

If you are trying to find some information on train times (Grandad) then use google like I taught you.

If you have landed here because someone else (your girlfriend) has left this page open on their computer, then explore the whole thing.

Then come and see a show.

Then hurl abuse in person.